She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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