If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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