The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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