I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
this is an emotional support booty call
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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