Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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