Whod you bang
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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