Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
