You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The adults are the big ones right?
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