do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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