Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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