is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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