Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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