So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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