Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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