Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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