hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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