There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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