I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
