butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
