I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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