I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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