There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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