whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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