I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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