You can't motorboat a personality
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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