is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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