mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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