I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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