Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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