please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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