You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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