pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Please don't give away my fajitas
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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