About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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