check it out our google latitudes are spooning
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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