yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I didn't notice because vodka
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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