I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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