so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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