you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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