no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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