A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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