Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
