What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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