guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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