How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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