Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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