doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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