I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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