So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
