Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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