No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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