I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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