he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
