Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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