Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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